pepsiperfect, Male 37
I`m not an axe murder, which is interesting because that is exactly what an axe murder would say!!
Why is it that when a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun...
BUT when a guy orders a 240 volt Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip nut collection tray, together with optional built-in realistic rape scream 7.1 surround system, I`m called a pervert?
I'm a happy bubbly fun person enjoy walks swimming lazy days with my little boy - wait a minute I DON`T have a little boy!!!
Life IS what you make it - You DON`T get a SECOND chance.
Peel the onion - I COULD be EVERYTHING you ARE looking for.
I am NOT single in fact I AM in a long distance relationship,
because my girlfriend lives in the future.
Are you her??
I AM - the BEST in the WORLD - Official !!!
IF U R looking 4 NSA - I am NOT 4 U
Everybody knows how difficult it is to get a Guiness World Record.
I have just been awarded 2, waiting on a final Decision for
my latest attempt-it featured on Calendar news!!!
Waiting for my third to be confirmed as a record.
Waiting for them to send the requirements for ANOTHER !!
I have already bettered 1 record.
I AM Officially Amazing - a part of WORLD History FOREVER !!!
If you go to the guinessworldrecords website and search for chesterfield
I am the guy from Chesterfield, Derbyshire, uk !!!
Peel the onion !!!
I AM marketable - Multi Guiness World Record holder does ...
That ... hopefully will INCLUDE you !!!
Hard dance events,
Setting Guiness World Records,
Cars and Motoring,
Health and Fitness,
Chesterfield (Derbyshire), England, United Kingdom