pepsiperfect, Male 37
Remember suicide IS always an option
Have U ever noticed the flies on the outside of a window are trying to get in?
But what are the flies on the inside trying to do? Get out!
In the same way we humans express our general dis contentedness.
If we’re single we’re trying to get married.
If we’re married, we’re trying to get divorced so we can be single again!
I can assure you, I`m not an axe murder, which is interesting because that is exactly what an axe murder would say!!
Why is it that when a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun...
BUT when a guy orders a 240 volt Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip nut collection tray, together with optional built-in realistic rape scream 7.1 surround system, I`m called a pervert?
I'm a happy bubbly fun person enjoy walks swimming lazy days with my little boy - wait a minute I DON`T have a little boy!!!
I`m looking for dates, not just a huck-up
Life IS what you make it - You DON`T get a SECOND chance.
Peel the onion:
I COULD be EVERYTHING you ARE looking for - and MORE
You COULD be EVERYTHING I am looking for
I am NOT single in fact I AM in a long distance relationship,
because my girlfriend lives in the future.
Are you her??
I AM - the BEST in the WORLD - Official !!!
IF U R looking 4 NSA - I am NOT 4 U
Everybody knows how difficult it is to get a Guiness World Record.
I have just been awarded 2, waiting on a final Decision for
my last attempt-featured on Calendar news!!!
I have already bettered 1 record.
I am filming a record attempt in September
I AM Officially Amazing - a part of WORLD History FOREVER !!!
I did NOT make the 2018 book of world records.
Though I HAVE the certificates, and a place in WORLD History - FOREVER
Remembered as; The Best in the World - Officially Amazing
If you go to the guinessworldrecords website and search for chesterfield
I am the guy from Chesterfield, Derbyshire, UK !!!
Peel the onion !!!
I AM marketable - Multi Guiness World Record holder does ...
That ... hopefully will INCLUDE you !!!
Hard dance events,
Setting Guiness World Records,
Cars and Motoring,
Health and Fitness,
Chesterfield (Derbyshire), England, United Kingdom