Look, here's the thing - I just need someone to pretend to be my boyfriend for a bit to get Johnny Depp out of my face. That man is soooo needy! The messages - it's pathetic! "please let me see you", "I miss you", "marry me", and I'm like "pphhtt! Get a life loser!". But the drawback is, you might need to fight him for me.....at my place.....bare chested.....covered in baby oil. But I can't see that being a problem really......
Health and Fitness,
Mullumbimby, New South Wales, Australien