"Shut up. Do what I tell you. I'm not interested." These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself. PS: No dogs!"
Haha, if anyone gets the reference, we'll get along fine.
My name is Rachel (as if that wasn't half obvious). I did have a massive profile earlier, but who reads these things anymore? Purple Monkey Dish Washer....
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia